"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."

Gotta love Donnie Darko.

Just like I love Mike and Ikes.

and books.

Today is sonday. And I don't want to go to skewl tomorrowww.death.com

I hate high school.

Teenagers suck.

On another note, I haven't showered in a few days... I should probably get on that.
Being dingy is the life for meeeee.
Three lines at a time.

I got soul but I'm not a soldier says Brandon Flowers.
He also has eyebrows.

Unlike newborn babies. Which is kind of creepy if you ask me.

Honestly I'm just really bored.

I want to think of ways to get people to go to my music blog

but idunnohow.

N-E wayz,

Matt Clark texted me yesterday from Texass.

He said all the letters I wrote to him were creepy and I told him I'd strangle him on December 3rd. ♥.

And that's the story of when Harry met Sally.

Goobye

Ignorance is NOT Bliss.

It's ignorance.

A NEW POKEMON GAME IS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR HELL YESSsss
Pokemon Black and Pokemon White.
And they are supposedly "reinventing the whole series." Sooo, oohhh shit.
I hope it's gonna be awesome.
In the meantime, I'm going to be busting my butt to beat Pokemon Diamond.
It's hard.
I mean, I'm just really bad at video games but that's besides the point.
Right now I'm not even trying. I just plant berries all the time. No joke.
It's Pat Thetic.
From Anti-Flag.
Now, that was a joke.
I'm hungry.
Not really.
I want something sweet.
We never have foods I want in this house.
CURSESSSS is what Mojo Jojo would say if PowerPuff Girls was still on television.

PEECE OUT.

All Apologies

Somewhere inbetween now and December this blog got depresssinnnn'
So today I fix that by going through all my posts and deleting the stupid ones.

I think today is going to be a fun day. Haley and I woke up to discover that there was no power at her dad's house. Fun! But then it came on and we watched a little bit of When Harry Met Sally and then I got disgusted when they had sex so we payed full attention to facebook. And that was my morning.

Later today, Sophia is having a pool party at her party mansion. It's exciting. But I'm not going to swim because I'm a weeeeirrrrrrdooooo

Goobye


HAHAHAHAHA I just found this blog that I never posted from January:

I really do hate Thomas. Not the kind of hate where I want him to die, but the kind of hate where I want him to move to northern Canada.
This is one example of why I hate him:
I lay down in my bus seat and wrap my scarf around my face.
"Now you look like a Muslim," says Thom Thom.
"What if I am?" says I, in defense of Muslims.
"Well, why don't you go do a suicide bombing?" says stupid Thomas.
"Wow, that's not prejudiced at all, Thomas." I say.
"No, no it's not."
...
"...Yeah it is..." That was Tanner. I'm indifferent towards him.
I just read a big Wikipedia page about cleft lips and cleft palates. How interesting.

Hey Guess What

I made a new blog.
And it's called Music is Cool.
So from now on whenever I want to talk about music, instead of posting it on the Meow Meow Diaries, I'm going to post it on Music is Cool.

Sooo, just a heads up.
Bye.

Ten People I Want to Kiss

Dave Grohl

Any member of the band fun.

Sterling Knight

Cameron Frye (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Leonard DiCaprio

Zach Anner

Charlie from The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Paul Rudd

John Mayer

Nick Andopolis (Freaks and Geeks)

Bye bye!

Amazing Websites

As the title implies...:

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   Yes, this website actually exists. And it's genius.

Polyvore
     This site is becoming increasingly popular. Many online clothing stores use it now to show their products. If you enjoy fashion and creating your own outfits, etc., this website is pretty fun.

Michael Ian Black's Blog
     Self explanatory.

LiveSTRONG
     For the health conscious.

Dear God
     This website hasn't been updated in a long time but I still like it. Even though I'm not religious, I think it's a really neat idea.

Hey Mainstream Media!
     People tell it like it is.

Dear Girls Above Me
     So wrong, but so right.

Orisinal
     World's most adorable games. ♥.

Question Party
     A place to be a total smartass.

Translation Party
     A place to be a total foreigner.

Psypokes
     I'd never be able to get through a Pokemon game without it.

PureVolume
     Tons of cool indie bands that often times have a few free tracks to download.

Rock History
     It's just neat.

Think Indie
     Another indie site. Lots of bands and free songs to discover.

Guvera
     Legally free music! All of it!

THE FUCKING WEATHER
     It's unnecessary. And I like it.

Carpe Noctem
     If you like creepy things.

ModCloth
     This website is starting to get pretty popular, but I've known about it for a couple years. Tons of really, really cool vintage/ indie clothing.

Threadless
     For the T-shirt lovers.

FredFlare
     Kind of similar to ModCloth, but with more nic-nacs.

Rockett Clothing
     For the wannabe rebel.

Interpunk
     For the real rebel.

My Plastic Heart
     Everybody loves toys.


Bye.

"Can You See My Fucking Nipples?!?!"

said Nate.
The two day fun. live chat extravaganza is finally over.
Thank you, Nate Ruess for answering two of my questions today! (: Well, you might have answered the second one to Haley... It's debatable.
It's nice to know that he thinks fun. needs their own silly bandz.
Anyways, here is creepy screen shots galore:

Nerd Life.

This summer I have come to terms with the fact that I am a nerd.
Let's face it: I get good grades, I like comics and science fiction, I obsess over anything related to music, I dress strangely, and I'm socially awkward (the last two were demonstrated very well at my trip to Carteens*).
Also, another thing that I think puts me out there, is I don't typically find the socially acceptable looking man (muscles, overly confident, masculine, etc.) to be attractive. Mark Wahlberg is really the only acception to that rule.

Earlier tonight, I was watching a rerun of SNL. Them Crooked Vultures happened to be the band that was playing that night and I squealed in delight because I want to marry Dave Grohl (My dad approves, Dave). But my eyes kept lingering over to the singer, Josh Homme, who sings for Queens of the Stone Age, as well. I'd never seen him before, but I must say, I found him to be very physically sexy. And sexy is a word that I use sparingly because I think it's creepy when sixteen year old girls use it. I'll let you see for yourself:

 

A little muscle, a little chub. He's a big dude. And I thought he was very attractive.

Moving on, I like super skinny guys, too. It's strange, but I can't help it. Geof Manthorne from Ace of Cakes is freakin adorable:

Now, back to the topic of nerdiness, which was clearly displayed above (;
While browsing a while back on Steven Smith's blog** (another man who I think is totally cute)***, I found this:

I thought it properly displayed the differences between geeks, dorks, dweebs, and nerds. But who uses the word "dweeb" anymore? People who are stuck in the past, that's who.

*I had to go to Carteens on Wednesday and it was a very uncomfortable time for me. Everybody was really nice and friendly so I blame my being a nerd on my awkardness.
**Steven's Blog
***I used a lot of parentheses in this post. I apologize.

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Pictures:

Josh Homme (along with an interesting blog post)

Geof Manthorne

Nerd venn diagram



...Posting those links only further justifies my claim...

Why I Love Gay Men

Though I myself am not gay, I am a firm believer in LGBT rights.
It is a modern issue in America that I feel most passionately about.
America is supposedly the land of Freedom, Happiness, and Liberty.
What better place for lesbians and gays, right?
Wrong.


http://www.eclectica.org/v10n1/orme.html

I read this short story by Timothy David Orme last night while browsing the internet and was very intrigued by what he had to say. Orme talks about the social roles that gender plays in society today and wonders if it is correct. As he sits in a strip club to prove his masculinity, he asks why it's more socially acceptable for two attractive women to feign sexual acts than for him to cross his legs when he sits.
Orme struggles with the idea of sexuality, where the line is drawn between homosexual and heterosexual, and why he feels he has to show the rest of the world he is masculine to prove he is a man.

I hate today.

It was three years ago today that a family friend who unknowingly affected a large part of my childhood wrecked his motorcycle on Roosevelt Blvd. Haley took me to see him for the first time at the mausoleum yesterday, which I really, really appreciate her doing that for me since I can't drive myself anywhere anymore.
Rest in peace, Bobby. I love you.