A Lot of People I Would Enjoy Being Stuck in an Elevator With...

Lady Gaga

John Francis Daley

Bono

Jason Segel

George Harrison

Steven Smith

Audrey Hepburn

Jimi Hendrix

Buddy Holly

Paul Rudd

Bob Dylan

Paul McCartney

President Obama

Freddie Mercury
Charlyne Yi

Andrew Dost

Joel McHale

Andy Samberg

Jim Sturgess

Mark Hoppus

Martin Starr

The Mighty Boosh

These are in no particular order.
Just people who I find interesting.
Goodnight.

I Don't Give a Damn 'Bout My Bad Reputation

Guuuuessss what I got for Christmas, reader-less blog?!?!

If you guessed mittens, a Beatles music box, or a digital camera, you are right. But what I'm really excited about iiis...

FREAKS AND GEEKS DVD BOX SET!!

My weekend was spent frying my brain by sitting 3 feet away from a 36 inch tube television watching the madness ensue.
I watched the final 18th episode last night at 1:00 AM.
NINE HOURS I WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY. NINE HOURS.

I suppose I might regret this years from now when I have radiation poisoning or something, but right now that doesn't matter to me because I'm young, healthy, and watching a cult classic.

Anyways, Christmas is an interesting holiday. I'm not exactly religious so I suppose I might be a hypocrite for even liking it. But I really like getting people presents, even if it does stress me out to the point of hyperventalation.

Bye, Blog.



Oh, yeah... Jason Segel was very attractive back in the day. I still like him now. He's just a funny guy.

Dear Obsession, Please Leave Me Alone.

WHY can't I be normal?
WHY must I have watched "Across the Universe" almost 5 times in the passed three days?
WHY must "why" be spelled in caps?
WHY is Jim Sturgess so gosh darn attractive?

These are the questions that plague me.

Welcome, to Planet Dead.

What an unclever title.


I'm just here to state three things:

1. Gabe Sapporta has cheek bones sculpted by the gods.
2. My hometown is the one of the few places in America where you will see a deer hanging by its legs in the tree of someone's front yard.
3. I really want to go to the thrift store to buy gifts for my friends. Everyone loves thrift store gifts.