A Lot of People I Would Enjoy Being Stuck in an Elevator With...

Lady Gaga

John Francis Daley

Bono

Jason Segel

George Harrison

Steven Smith

Audrey Hepburn

Jimi Hendrix

Buddy Holly

Paul Rudd

Bob Dylan

Paul McCartney

President Obama

Freddie Mercury
Charlyne Yi

Andrew Dost

Joel McHale

Andy Samberg

Jim Sturgess

Mark Hoppus

Martin Starr

The Mighty Boosh

These are in no particular order.
Just people who I find interesting.
Goodnight.

Welcome, to Planet Dead.

What an unclever title.


I'm just here to state three things:

1. Gabe Sapporta has cheek bones sculpted by the gods.
2. My hometown is the one of the few places in America where you will see a deer hanging by its legs in the tree of someone's front yard.
3. I really want to go to the thrift store to buy gifts for my friends. Everyone loves thrift store gifts.