"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."

Gotta love Donnie Darko.

Just like I love Mike and Ikes.

and books.

Today is sonday. And I don't want to go to skewl tomorrowww.death.com

I hate high school.

Teenagers suck.

On another note, I haven't showered in a few days... I should probably get on that.
Being dingy is the life for meeeee.
Three lines at a time.

I got soul but I'm not a soldier says Brandon Flowers.
He also has eyebrows.

Unlike newborn babies. Which is kind of creepy if you ask me.

Honestly I'm just really bored.

I want to think of ways to get people to go to my music blog

but idunnohow.

N-E wayz,

Matt Clark texted me yesterday from Texass.

He said all the letters I wrote to him were creepy and I told him I'd strangle him on December 3rd. ♥.

And that's the story of when Harry met Sally.

Goobye

Ignorance is NOT Bliss.

It's ignorance.

A NEW POKEMON GAME IS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR HELL YESSsss
Pokemon Black and Pokemon White.
And they are supposedly "reinventing the whole series." Sooo, oohhh shit.
I hope it's gonna be awesome.
In the meantime, I'm going to be busting my butt to beat Pokemon Diamond.
It's hard.
I mean, I'm just really bad at video games but that's besides the point.
Right now I'm not even trying. I just plant berries all the time. No joke.
It's Pat Thetic.
From Anti-Flag.
Now, that was a joke.
I'm hungry.
Not really.
I want something sweet.
We never have foods I want in this house.
CURSESSSS is what Mojo Jojo would say if PowerPuff Girls was still on television.

PEECE OUT.

All Apologies

Somewhere inbetween now and December this blog got depresssinnnn'
So today I fix that by going through all my posts and deleting the stupid ones.

I think today is going to be a fun day. Haley and I woke up to discover that there was no power at her dad's house. Fun! But then it came on and we watched a little bit of When Harry Met Sally and then I got disgusted when they had sex so we payed full attention to facebook. And that was my morning.

Later today, Sophia is having a pool party at her party mansion. It's exciting. But I'm not going to swim because I'm a weeeeirrrrrrdooooo

Goobye


HAHAHAHAHA I just found this blog that I never posted from January:

I really do hate Thomas. Not the kind of hate where I want him to die, but the kind of hate where I want him to move to northern Canada.
This is one example of why I hate him:
I lay down in my bus seat and wrap my scarf around my face.
"Now you look like a Muslim," says Thom Thom.
"What if I am?" says I, in defense of Muslims.
"Well, why don't you go do a suicide bombing?" says stupid Thomas.
"Wow, that's not prejudiced at all, Thomas." I say.
"No, no it's not."
...
"...Yeah it is..." That was Tanner. I'm indifferent towards him.
I just read a big Wikipedia page about cleft lips and cleft palates. How interesting.

Hey Guess What

I made a new blog.
And it's called Music is Cool.
So from now on whenever I want to talk about music, instead of posting it on the Meow Meow Diaries, I'm going to post it on Music is Cool.

Sooo, just a heads up.
Bye.

Ten People I Want to Kiss

Dave Grohl

Any member of the band fun.

Sterling Knight

Cameron Frye (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Leonard DiCaprio

Zach Anner

Charlie from The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Paul Rudd

John Mayer

Nick Andopolis (Freaks and Geeks)

Bye bye!

Amazing Websites

As the title implies...:

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   Yes, this website actually exists. And it's genius.

Polyvore
     This site is becoming increasingly popular. Many online clothing stores use it now to show their products. If you enjoy fashion and creating your own outfits, etc., this website is pretty fun.

Michael Ian Black's Blog
     Self explanatory.

LiveSTRONG
     For the health conscious.

Dear God
     This website hasn't been updated in a long time but I still like it. Even though I'm not religious, I think it's a really neat idea.

Hey Mainstream Media!
     People tell it like it is.

Dear Girls Above Me
     So wrong, but so right.

Orisinal
     World's most adorable games. ♥.

Question Party
     A place to be a total smartass.

Translation Party
     A place to be a total foreigner.

Psypokes
     I'd never be able to get through a Pokemon game without it.

PureVolume
     Tons of cool indie bands that often times have a few free tracks to download.

Rock History
     It's just neat.

Think Indie
     Another indie site. Lots of bands and free songs to discover.

Guvera
     Legally free music! All of it!

THE FUCKING WEATHER
     It's unnecessary. And I like it.

Carpe Noctem
     If you like creepy things.

ModCloth
     This website is starting to get pretty popular, but I've known about it for a couple years. Tons of really, really cool vintage/ indie clothing.

Threadless
     For the T-shirt lovers.

FredFlare
     Kind of similar to ModCloth, but with more nic-nacs.

Rockett Clothing
     For the wannabe rebel.

Interpunk
     For the real rebel.

My Plastic Heart
     Everybody loves toys.


Bye.

"Can You See My Fucking Nipples?!?!"

said Nate.
The two day fun. live chat extravaganza is finally over.
Thank you, Nate Ruess for answering two of my questions today! (: Well, you might have answered the second one to Haley... It's debatable.
It's nice to know that he thinks fun. needs their own silly bandz.
Anyways, here is creepy screen shots galore:

Nerd Life.

This summer I have come to terms with the fact that I am a nerd.
Let's face it: I get good grades, I like comics and science fiction, I obsess over anything related to music, I dress strangely, and I'm socially awkward (the last two were demonstrated very well at my trip to Carteens*).
Also, another thing that I think puts me out there, is I don't typically find the socially acceptable looking man (muscles, overly confident, masculine, etc.) to be attractive. Mark Wahlberg is really the only acception to that rule.

Earlier tonight, I was watching a rerun of SNL. Them Crooked Vultures happened to be the band that was playing that night and I squealed in delight because I want to marry Dave Grohl (My dad approves, Dave). But my eyes kept lingering over to the singer, Josh Homme, who sings for Queens of the Stone Age, as well. I'd never seen him before, but I must say, I found him to be very physically sexy. And sexy is a word that I use sparingly because I think it's creepy when sixteen year old girls use it. I'll let you see for yourself:

 

A little muscle, a little chub. He's a big dude. And I thought he was very attractive.

Moving on, I like super skinny guys, too. It's strange, but I can't help it. Geof Manthorne from Ace of Cakes is freakin adorable:

Now, back to the topic of nerdiness, which was clearly displayed above (;
While browsing a while back on Steven Smith's blog** (another man who I think is totally cute)***, I found this:

I thought it properly displayed the differences between geeks, dorks, dweebs, and nerds. But who uses the word "dweeb" anymore? People who are stuck in the past, that's who.

*I had to go to Carteens on Wednesday and it was a very uncomfortable time for me. Everybody was really nice and friendly so I blame my being a nerd on my awkardness.
**Steven's Blog
***I used a lot of parentheses in this post. I apologize.

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Pictures:

Josh Homme (along with an interesting blog post)

Geof Manthorne

Nerd venn diagram



...Posting those links only further justifies my claim...

Why I Love Gay Men

Though I myself am not gay, I am a firm believer in LGBT rights.
It is a modern issue in America that I feel most passionately about.
America is supposedly the land of Freedom, Happiness, and Liberty.
What better place for lesbians and gays, right?
Wrong.


http://www.eclectica.org/v10n1/orme.html

I read this short story by Timothy David Orme last night while browsing the internet and was very intrigued by what he had to say. Orme talks about the social roles that gender plays in society today and wonders if it is correct. As he sits in a strip club to prove his masculinity, he asks why it's more socially acceptable for two attractive women to feign sexual acts than for him to cross his legs when he sits.
Orme struggles with the idea of sexuality, where the line is drawn between homosexual and heterosexual, and why he feels he has to show the rest of the world he is masculine to prove he is a man.

I hate today.

It was three years ago today that a family friend who unknowingly affected a large part of my childhood wrecked his motorcycle on Roosevelt Blvd. Haley took me to see him for the first time at the mausoleum yesterday, which I really, really appreciate her doing that for me since I can't drive myself anywhere anymore.
Rest in peace, Bobby. I love you.

U GO GIRL

"It's hotter than a hooker in hell... Oh, wait... I am a hooker ;)" - Lady Gaga

Ello, der Blawg.

I don't have my driver's license anymoresss because Warren county is a joke.
In other news, I hate it when things I like come into style. This. Always happens. Always. WHhhy??!?!?!
In other, other news: I have become addicted to the Sims 3 but do not own it. Oh, the tragedy.
My phone has Zelda on it, though.
Which I think is pretty bitchin'.
Just like Anthony Bourdain.
And not being lonely.
I'm so lonely right now.

Goodbye.

It's Indy-pen-dance Day!

Happy birthday, America. Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket, you little dickens.

I'm tired and feeling conflicted so I'm going to let you realize that I'm 11 minutes late for this birthday wish on your own... oops. (;

What is the Proper Way to Display a U.S. Flag?

Please write your thoughts in the book.

Dad.

It's Father's Day. I gave my dad a handmade card and a shitty breakfast this year. What did you give your father? Regardless, happy fadda's day.

Today was Clark's last day home. Tomorrow he leaves for... dun, dun, dun... basic training. Have fun with that, wimpy.
But seriously, you're a funny/creepy guy. Don't be a douche when you come back. Miss you... kinda... not really... Just kidding. I'll miss you Mattttty, and you'll never see this which is why I'm publicly posting it here.

I ate a Jumbo Push Pop earlier, and now my lips are blue. How neat.
I want Haley's hermit crab (R.I.P. Oswald) and tank for my greedy self. I need salt water. Drat.
My forehead hurts. I think it's acne. Woooop.

I want to get a new haircut. A short one. And I mean SHORT. Not bald, but I want a boyish cut. I don't even care if everybody in Madison will think I'm a lezzy for it. I want short hair because I think it would be a fun change and I've always wanted to do it. The short hair I had in fifth grade doesn't count. It was awfully spikey, but ultimately girly. I want something edgy and riskayyyyyyyyy. My life.

Dis?:

...It's a possibility. Any thoughts, my four blog readers?

Life is but a dream.

Hello, Bloggart.
I feel nice today. I've heard that the word "nice" doesn't really have meaning anymore, but I don't believe that is true. I think it's a wonderful word, because that is how I feel. Nice.
I don't know why I feel nice. I might loose my driver's license because of some douche, my grandpa's in the hospital, and my mom has been working mandatory overtime for nearly a month. I just feel at peace today.
I woke up and groggily looked out the front window to see that there was a pretty little moth stuck in a giant spiderweb, fluttering around to get out. I walked outside looking like the mess I am and grabbed the web (spiders are so scary), and pulled the moth free. And I felt so happy when it flitted about and then disappeared into the yard.

Now my dad is home and my peace is ruined... Oh well... ): I hope Marko can come over sometime soon so we can watch StarStruck and then go to a drive in movie and have lots of fun being best friends. I have The Ataris stuck in my head, which is pretty cool because they are an interesting band. Pop punk. What a concept.

I leave you on that note, goodbye!

We came down to watch the world walk by...

And all she found was trouble in my eyes.
From the sky she pulled me down tonight.

She calls out the farther that I fly.
I love that sound so give me one more line.
From the sky she pulled me down tonight;
Let her go.

Blog, I'm so pissed right now.
I can't really tell you at the moment but I will someday when this is all over and alright to publish on the internet where all of my angsty teenage feelings are well known.
Let's just say something happened to me the other day and it was very scary and now another person involved is claiming something that isn't true in order to get money. It wasn't even my fault!! I thought everybody involved were genuinely nice people but now I understand that only the person who came to my side and told me everything was going to be alright was the only one who truly cared about me besides my parents.
People are disgusting. I try to keep as much faith in the human race as possible but these last few weeks have really showed me how nasty we really can be.
It may be easier to be the bad guy, but it's typically better to be the good guy. Not in all situations, but in most, I would think. Some times doing the right things involves breaking the law, I understand  that. But people are just out of their fucking minds. I'm so sick of it. Ohio sucks. This country sucks. I've got my fingers crossed for the world. If they're like this everywhere then we are doomed, because obviously the close-minded idiots are the ones who always seem to run things around the world. Generation X used to complain about the Baby Boomers controlling everything. Gen Xers, you are coming into power now. What have you done differently?

On a separate, happier note: I bought StarStruck on DVD yesterday for 14 bucks. I love Sterling Knight<3<3<3

"Rachel ♥s Poops"

"I'm sweepy," said the four year old that is me.
Today was fun because Kenyie had an awkward barbeque and I missed out on the "creeking." pout, pout. But that's okay because JayFrankie was dere and I hate him with a passion. I threatened to kill him, but it was hollow. However, it was not hollow when I threatened to kill Clark. I really am going to kill him someday. That creepy rapist.
I stepped in mud and Flakob ate some of my hot dog bun. There was a kitty and I fed it a hot dog that had been soaking in CO CO COLAAAA. I hope that won't hurt it. The kitty was really hungry and I felt bad.
Clark just told me he can't come to Rocky Horror with us on Saturday. My heart is shattered.
i need to take a shower.
Now I'm in a bad moooooood. Poop on Clark. He loves tampons, so ha.

Dear Dave Grohl, i missed my favorite part of 'but, honestly' because i was thinking about how pretty your hair is and wondering what products you use. - rachel

Dear Dave Grohl, will you please marry me? Love, Rachel Sheets