Nerd Life.

This summer I have come to terms with the fact that I am a nerd.
Let's face it: I get good grades, I like comics and science fiction, I obsess over anything related to music, I dress strangely, and I'm socially awkward (the last two were demonstrated very well at my trip to Carteens*).
Also, another thing that I think puts me out there, is I don't typically find the socially acceptable looking man (muscles, overly confident, masculine, etc.) to be attractive. Mark Wahlberg is really the only acception to that rule.

Earlier tonight, I was watching a rerun of SNL. Them Crooked Vultures happened to be the band that was playing that night and I squealed in delight because I want to marry Dave Grohl (My dad approves, Dave). But my eyes kept lingering over to the singer, Josh Homme, who sings for Queens of the Stone Age, as well. I'd never seen him before, but I must say, I found him to be very physically sexy. And sexy is a word that I use sparingly because I think it's creepy when sixteen year old girls use it. I'll let you see for yourself:

 

A little muscle, a little chub. He's a big dude. And I thought he was very attractive.

Moving on, I like super skinny guys, too. It's strange, but I can't help it. Geof Manthorne from Ace of Cakes is freakin adorable:

Now, back to the topic of nerdiness, which was clearly displayed above (;
While browsing a while back on Steven Smith's blog** (another man who I think is totally cute)***, I found this:

I thought it properly displayed the differences between geeks, dorks, dweebs, and nerds. But who uses the word "dweeb" anymore? People who are stuck in the past, that's who.

*I had to go to Carteens on Wednesday and it was a very uncomfortable time for me. Everybody was really nice and friendly so I blame my being a nerd on my awkardness.
**Steven's Blog
***I used a lot of parentheses in this post. I apologize.

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Pictures:

Josh Homme (along with an interesting blog post)

Geof Manthorne

Nerd venn diagram



...Posting those links only further justifies my claim...

I'm so Tired.

Hi blog. I feel weird today. I don't like it. :( I don't know what's wrong with me.
I think it started this morning when Andrew Dost didn't reply to me on that space of mine. I know it's because the message I sent him was creepy and pointless. Why am I a creepy person? I should have just said, "Thank you, Andrew!" and been done with it. My life is a joke.

In other news, I just got on myspace and there was a video of Adrien Brody on Jimmy Kimmel. Even though it's tragic that I missed it on television, I'm glad I got to see Adrien and Jimmy playing in "Charlie Bit my Finger."
What a wonderful person, that Adrien.

In other, other news, we only have two days of school left, which means I have two days to work on my three yearbook layouts that I am severely lacking in. I'm not severely lacking, I just wanted to use the word severe. Two of my layouts are almost done, and my last one needs some pictures taken. Life.
We took our history final today. I am sad because history was my favorite class because David said stuff like, "I don't give a crap, Jack." and "Snowstradamus." I know I spelled that wrong. David is a funny guy who shares my favorite color. Over the summer, I am going to make him a Led Zeppelin tie. He told me if I bought stuff to make it, he would pay me but I don't want him to pay me. I just want to make the tie because he said I couldn't. He was probably using reverse psychology on me, that jerk.

My eyes feel like they're going to explode. I think I might go take a nap.
This blog is boring, I apologize. I wish I was funny.  My eye hurts. Bye.

MEET ME AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IIIINNNN.

Sup, sup, my disco ducks?

I should be in bed but I can't sleep so WHATEVS.
We had a surprise party for Dollah Billz yesterday and her mammie took us to Stake n Shayke at like 1:30 in the morn' and it was pretty neato.

My throught is still scratchy. I hope I don't have asthma or anything because I have been really short of breath and light headed lately and I feel like those are asthma symptoms but I'm not sure because I don't really know what the symptoms are. I bought an awesome Jesus bracelet at the flea market the other day for 25¢! It says "I ♥ Jesus" and has six pop art pictures of him that actually look like Russel Brand who actually looks like Dollah Bills' cousin. I don't really love Jesus, but I think he's a pretty cool dude. I hope Christians everywhere don't think I'm a poser. I just thought it was a really cool bracelet and the price was even cooler.
I'm super bad ass and super tired. Goodnight. :)

Thirst Day.

And boy am I tired.
GUESS WHAT WE DID IN BIOLOGiE TODAY :B
We extracted DNA from wheat germ!!!! :0
It was so gross, like boogers. I touched it, and then gagged a couple of times because Haley wasn't there to do it.
She's too busy "coughing up blood".

I'm eating my mom's Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now to get revenge on my parents for buying me corn flakes YET AGAIN.
Conan O'Brien > Cinnamon Toast Crunch > corn flakes > Jay Leno.
It's just the way things are.

My phone is as dead as a reanimated corpse.
Ponder on that for a while, will you?

ANYWAYS, while David was ranting about Social Security, why we're still in the war and hand sanitizer dispensers being filled with soap by some devious janitors in class today, he decided in his head that he would give us class tomorrow to work on homework... Therefore, I AM HOMEWORK FREEEEEEEeeeee.
So now all I have to do is manage to get a box of Lucky Charms before Community comes on at 8.
Judge me. It's a weekly ritual of mine to eat Lucky Charms while watching Joel McHale prance around college.

I got some free music from Amazon the other day, pretty fricken sweet, if you ask me. I got this one song called "Reservoir Park" by The Dutchess and The Duke. It's awesome! It's like, 3 parts Bob Dylan to 1 part The Mamas and The Papas, mix in a large recording studio, and that's what you get. Lovely.
I also got this song "Changing" by The Moondoggies. Check this stuff out, if you get the chance.


Well, my little dumplings, I must part. But let me leave you with a treat:
Phantom of the Office. ♥

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Ironically, neither of these videos take place at the office...