MEET ME AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IIIINNNN.

Sup, sup, my disco ducks?

I should be in bed but I can't sleep so WHATEVS.
We had a surprise party for Dollah Billz yesterday and her mammie took us to Stake n Shayke at like 1:30 in the morn' and it was pretty neato.

My throught is still scratchy. I hope I don't have asthma or anything because I have been really short of breath and light headed lately and I feel like those are asthma symptoms but I'm not sure because I don't really know what the symptoms are. I bought an awesome Jesus bracelet at the flea market the other day for 25¢! It says "I ♥ Jesus" and has six pop art pictures of him that actually look like Russel Brand who actually looks like Dollah Bills' cousin. I don't really love Jesus, but I think he's a pretty cool dude. I hope Christians everywhere don't think I'm a poser. I just thought it was a really cool bracelet and the price was even cooler.
I'm super bad ass and super tired. Goodnight. :)

What Time is it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

hammer time.
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hummus is so good. I hope my dad buys it more often.
Spring break is mucho funo. I enjoy rotting my teeth out with other people's Easter candy.

HALEY AND I are having a Garage Sale on Saturday. It's going to be a failure but we'll have sno cones so AWESOME.

"I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!!"

- Rico

I love Hot Rod. I know I have discussed this before to you, Blog, but I just can't help it. Everybody is just so charming.

I also love Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. I want very badly to be his friend because he's got so many clever things to say. And he knows good food. What more can you ask from a friend? Not much more, that's what.

I really enjoy films. I really do. and I think this is important to know about me for some reason. I also think it's important that you know that I am wearing pachy shorts that make me look like a hobo golfer. I am also wearing a Paramount's Kings Island shirt with those cool old Hannah Barbera characters that used to be on Cartoon Network. 

It's Wednesday. The pinnacle of the week. Except it's not the best day of the week in terms of greatness. It's the best day of the week because every day after Wednesday just keeps getting better. Then you get to Sunday and it's all shitty again. Oh well.

Apparently, my parents went on a drinking binge while I was @ Haley's last night. Welcome to Middletown. 

I don't know what I'm saying. Goodbye.

It Smells Like Art in Here...

...and I love it. ♥
Today's field trip to the Dayton Art Institute was super bad ass, just like the name Voltron.

When we first walked in, there was this picture of a black guy with an afro and a black wife beater and the background was blue and red/orange and it was AWESOME. Then there was a sculpture with TVs and that also was awesome. Those were my two favorite pieces in the whole museum. Which was deceiving because I didn't see as many contemporary pieces after that.

Well, I decided to do the new Amazon thing even though I won't get money from it because I have a wicked Amazon wish list that I was thinking about sharing anyway... I have A LOT of useless things that I want. But I waste my money on things like mood rings and marbles... and other things that begin with the letter m...

Hi.

J.D. Salinger passed away. ):
On the Mr. Brightside, it's Friday. That should be an exclamation point, but I just can't bring myself to type one. I did and it just doesn't look right.
I had some really clever (to me, anyway) shit to say, but I forgot about it because I was tracking my calories on livestrong.com.
Please excuse me for a moment, I have a text message.

My friend Molly sent me a really gross picture of myself from last year. I think I will post it on the blog.

I'm so repulsive.

I was showing off the small sailor living on my pinky. How cute.

I started this blog at 3:30, saved it and got off the interwebz. Now it's 8:08 and I'm eating barbecued meat on a bun. Livestrong.com isn't going to like this unhealthy meal, but whatevs.
I love Mark Hoppus. And I think you should know that because if you ever read in the news about him being kidnapped and the trails lead to Ohio, then you will know that it was me.
But seriously, the guy is just awesome: good looks, talented, funny, witty, and a good taste in music! I hope when we have our speed dating party that there is a Mark Hoppus carbon copy. That would be toats cool.
Big news! I am starting a drawing class on February 16th!!! My brother's grandma (long story) is paying my tuition fee so I can become a better artist. I'm really nervous, though. I like drawing people fantasy type things, and the brochure said that we will be drawing objects that we see in front of us! Oh no! My brother's grandma told me to put together a portfolio so the teacher would know what level I am on, but all I really have is drawings of musicians! I found like 5 drawings of Buddy Holly that I wanted to take in, but I decided that would be overdoing it. :( I love Buddy Holly. He rooooolszzzzz....

Tomorrow I might be going paintballing with my friend Kenzie. I'm really nervous about that, too. Actually, I'm just a very nervous individual. People think I'm really laid back, and I am most of the time, but I'm also a really nervous person... I guess you call that "anxiety"??? Anyways, I might be going paintballing with her and her boyfriend and his friends and I don't know anybody but Kenzie but I want to punch her boy toy in the face for being a thugstah. If I don't get to go paintballing, we will still hang out because I am going over to her house to spend the night and watch Freaks and Geeks and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I am also spending the night there because I am trying to skip out on going to church on Sunday. I know that's bad, but I hate church! I'm not even a Christian! ...We go to a Lutheran church... But I think Lutherans are Christians, right? Kinda like Baptists??? I don't know anything about these Western religions!! I'm more interested in Hinduism and Buddhism!!!! :( :( :(
Deep breaths, Rachel... On Sunday, Kenzie, Courtney, Haley, Dollah Bills, and I are going thrifting because Courtney has never been to a thrift store! I am going to buy a swanky dress to wear to Burger King or something and then I might try to find some 50s clothes to wear on February 3rd because that's 51st anniversary of The Day The Music Died.
I'm tired now. Goodbye