LUVSNS

Scoliosis is a bitch. I don't have scoliosis, but I like to use that as an excuse for my horrid posture.
Jessica and Kenzie and I were slightly ashamed of how the highlight of our week was going to Steak n Shake and seeing this guy that everybody seems to know. I don't want to say his name on a blog because I feel like that is creepy. If you are reading this (doubtful) then you know who you are. Or maybe you don't. I hope you never find  my blog because it will be awkward for both of us.
Anyways. We sat in SnS for several HOURS. And I'm sleepy. And I should be trying to find The Soup somewhere on the tele but I'm not.
My parents are getting drunk in our back garage. Embarrassing on my part for my friends almost seeing that.
I want to play animal crossing but there will be nothing to do because the store's closed but Tom Nook is a lil bitch anyways, just like Keven. I hate you, Kevin.
I hope you realize that I don't truly hate Kevin, I just dislike him intensely because he wears all neutral colors and can drive and rubs it in my face. Fuck Kevin.
I'm so tired. I think I might go lay down and never wake back up.
That was depressing. My apologies.
I'm not used to going to two fast food places in one day, PLUS listening to "Pitbull" THREE TIMEss.

G'night, mates.

Oh, hello. I did not see you there. I'm casually sitting in my robe with a glass of champagne.

Driving is fun.
I love corny jokes
And even more than that, corny songs, which are basically corny jokes dressed with a melody.
My teeth need a brushin'.
And my hairs are greasier than ponyboy.
Woooooop.

My stomach is telling me that diarrhea is approaching.
Goodbye.

Oh Dear Blog!

It's been too long. TOO. LONG.

I've really missed you, blog. I think about you some days, and I say to myself, "God damnit, Rachel. You need to blog about something!"
And then I get home and I fry my brain with useless information and I die a little inside.

But seriously, two weeks of school left and then I'm bloggin' it up again!! =)

I had in-car today. I'm SUPER bad at manueverabillity. Like, OMG. It's embarrassing. I had to drive this kid home and I was just HORRIBLE. And my instructor was telling me how good he is and. Oh. It was so embarrassing. And when I'm driving I get really hot after about an hour and a half and after that my face is red for like 3 hours. I don't know what the deal is.

Anyways, I hope everybody had a good mother's day. I love my mom. I made her brunch, a coupon book (tacky? judge me.) and a weird tree branch flower thing. And I made homemade truffles. But I've been stealing some since they're so stricken good.

I should be doing homework because I'm still behind from when I missed SIX DAYS OF SCHOOL BEING SICK. I know, it was horrible! I woke up one morning choking, and I couldn't breathe, which I think is reason enough to not go to school. My mini vacation was nice, but it was lonely. Nobody texted me. I'm sad that I've become dependent on virtual messages that sometimes say "lol" :(

BYE! <3

Eeyy

Hi, Blog.

I'm sick.
I haven't seen a classroom since Tuesday.
I have to take a lot of medication, and they gave me a shot. It HERT.
When I have a coughing fit, my face leaks salt water through my eyeballs. It's weird and uncomfortable.
My shot site itches.

I'm dizzy. Bye.

For Those About to Draw, We Salute You.

The dorky school administration is trying to fire our art teacher.
Tonight there was a board meeting.
I made a petition, Kaylyn read a letter written by a favorite student who graduated in 08, Emily's mom gave an improv speech that made me cry, amy read TJ's letter, then gave a speech of her own.
I coughed until I cried.
Mom and I left.
I had chicken and stuffing for dinner.
Adventure Time is almost on tele.

Bye.

MEET ME AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY IIIINNNN.

Sup, sup, my disco ducks?

I should be in bed but I can't sleep so WHATEVS.
We had a surprise party for Dollah Billz yesterday and her mammie took us to Stake n Shayke at like 1:30 in the morn' and it was pretty neato.

My throught is still scratchy. I hope I don't have asthma or anything because I have been really short of breath and light headed lately and I feel like those are asthma symptoms but I'm not sure because I don't really know what the symptoms are. I bought an awesome Jesus bracelet at the flea market the other day for 25¢! It says "I ♥ Jesus" and has six pop art pictures of him that actually look like Russel Brand who actually looks like Dollah Bills' cousin. I don't really love Jesus, but I think he's a pretty cool dude. I hope Christians everywhere don't think I'm a poser. I just thought it was a really cool bracelet and the price was even cooler.
I'm super bad ass and super tired. Goodnight. :)

What Time is it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

hammer time.
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hummus is so good. I hope my dad buys it more often.
Spring break is mucho funo. I enjoy rotting my teeth out with other people's Easter candy.

HALEY AND I are having a Garage Sale on Saturday. It's going to be a failure but we'll have sno cones so AWESOME.

"I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!!"

- Rico

I love Hot Rod. I know I have discussed this before to you, Blog, but I just can't help it. Everybody is just so charming.

I also love Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. I want very badly to be his friend because he's got so many clever things to say. And he knows good food. What more can you ask from a friend? Not much more, that's what.

I really enjoy films. I really do. and I think this is important to know about me for some reason. I also think it's important that you know that I am wearing pachy shorts that make me look like a hobo golfer. I am also wearing a Paramount's Kings Island shirt with those cool old Hannah Barbera characters that used to be on Cartoon Network. 

It's Wednesday. The pinnacle of the week. Except it's not the best day of the week in terms of greatness. It's the best day of the week because every day after Wednesday just keeps getting better. Then you get to Sunday and it's all shitty again. Oh well.

Apparently, my parents went on a drinking binge while I was @ Haley's last night. Welcome to Middletown. 

I don't know what I'm saying. Goodbye.

It Smells Like Art in Here...

...and I love it. ♥
Today's field trip to the Dayton Art Institute was super bad ass, just like the name Voltron.

When we first walked in, there was this picture of a black guy with an afro and a black wife beater and the background was blue and red/orange and it was AWESOME. Then there was a sculpture with TVs and that also was awesome. Those were my two favorite pieces in the whole museum. Which was deceiving because I didn't see as many contemporary pieces after that.

Well, I decided to do the new Amazon thing even though I won't get money from it because I have a wicked Amazon wish list that I was thinking about sharing anyway... I have A LOT of useless things that I want. But I waste my money on things like mood rings and marbles... and other things that begin with the letter m...

My drama classroom is my haven.

Greg Gregson.

Tomorrow I am eating BELGIAN WAFFLES<3
but right now I am eating SOUR APPLE W/ PEANUT BUTTER.

I just got peanut butter on the keyboard
deews
^^^that's me wiping pb off the keyboard. I apologize.

I HAVE FOOD IN MY TEEEETH.

Today we had Kakey in Yearbewk class.
Guess who can't f'n get the wedding singer out of their head?
Geral Ford, that's who.
"Oh god!"

facebook chat is weird, can I get an "i"?

THIS POST IS SO POINTLESs BUT IDC BECAUSE I'M BEING BORED AND LKANFIASHFOHJASDFLKJF;ALKSFJL;ASFHOPASFNHV;ASJKLFHSFNH.

CAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU ARE SIIIIINGLEE. NO CHICK WILL EVER MOONWALK ON YOUR HEART.
...I'll stay single 'till I'm lying slowly in my lonely, forgotten grave.♫

GUESS WHAT?!
I'm wearing a dress tomorrow and it's going to be awwwwwwwwkwwwwwwwooooooooowd.
I'm sorry this post is so annoying. I'm just so FRICKEN bored.
And I'm going insane in the membrane. I want to listen to The Beastie Boys

PEACE OUT.

AL...ergies

Oh, when it's your wedding day
And my music starts to play
I can guarantee that
LOVE WILL FIND YOU!

Our high school's production of The Wedding Singer is quite impressive. I wish I would have done it. Hopefully next year's spring musical will be something fun, because maybe I would audition for it.

My allergies are acting up because Ohio's bipolar weather. My father told me to blow my nose when that's what I've been doing already. He's being really creepy right now, talking about guys spooning across the street to stay warm or something like that. Ugh.
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Everything above is from yesterday. Today is Sunday. I saw The Wedding Singer again. This time with my broseph and my friend Ken...zie.We sat right in the middle in the first row and I saw like 5 peoples' underpants. What else is new.
The musical was so good! I wish they performed it every night forever.

I was going to go to an after musical party with Molly/Holly but then she had to go to a church event, but that's okay because everyone is having a good time remembering the good times they had and I don't want to intrude on their memories anyways.
In case you didn't notice, this whole post will most likely be about The Wedding Singer. Because it's the most recent exciting thing that's happened to me lately.

Last night I stayed at Kenzie's house and the lead of the musical and his right wing man (still in his Flock of Seagulls hairdo from the show) came to her house around midnight and we all talked in her basement because we didn't have time to watch Rocky Horror. Kenzie gave her man a heart we made out of perler beads (aww) and I gave "Douche" as I like to call him a bumble bee made out of perler beads. I don't call him Douche because I dislike him. He's just a douche, that's all.
It feels weird stating facts about my personal life right now so I'm going to stop all together.

Bye.
This is the design I submitted for The Wedding Singer logo contest.
I won!
My brother bought me one of the shirts.