Oh, hello. I did not see you there. I'm casually sitting in my robe with a glass of champagne.

Driving is fun.
I love corny jokes
And even more than that, corny songs, which are basically corny jokes dressed with a melody.
My teeth need a brushin'.
And my hairs are greasier than ponyboy.
Woooooop.

My stomach is telling me that diarrhea is approaching.
Goodbye.